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My dear friends!
TV is all about escapism, yet you want to escape?
C'mon and stay a while as I share with you
The who, what, when, where, why and how of my genius plan
Our scene opens on a little Mr. Puzzles
Now cut to him having no friends
It was a struggle to find anybody who could be my buddy
So instead, I watched TV all day to forget about my troubles (ooh, ooh, ooh, ah)
I was obsessed, I couldn't stop, I wouldn't stop (no)
Until I'd seen every moving picture that exists
So, he made the decision to get into television
I cut off my face and put a TV in its place (ooh, ooh, ooh, ah)
Patience is (ooh-ah) a virtue
Good things come to those who wait (ooh-ah)
Proverbs uttered by utter fools (ooh-ah)
I'll do anything it takes
Are you ready for trouble?
Got you binge watching
You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles
You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooh-ah)
You and your friends will look fantastic (ooh, ooh, ooh, ah)
The red carpet is rolled out
Come and get your tickets
Before they're all sold out
Don't know how to miss this moment (ooh-ah)
When those stars hit five
I get creative control of your real life
Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interruption
The following message goes out to the stars of our show
The SMG4 crew
And we're rolling, let's go
Do you wanna know why I chose you?
Do you wanna know why I chose you?
'Cause you're stupidest show that I've ever seen
And if I can make you entertaining, I can do anything
Are you ready for trouble?
Got you binge watching
You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles
You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooh-ah)
You and your friends will look fantastic (ooh, ooh, ooh, ah)
The red carpet is rolled out
Gotta get your tickets
Before they're all sold out
Don't know how to miss this moment (ooh-ah)
When those stars hit five
I get creative control of your real
Grab a seat and let's seal the deal
When those gorgeous stars hit five (ooh-ah)
I get creative control of your real life
And scene (hmm)
